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      1. i'm making croissants for the first time, will i be met with....
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      Ok four croissant types: feta, ham & cheese, chocolate, butter (made with the wonky endpieces)
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    Intermission while those croissants rise to make some English muffins.
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      See you in 30 for the thrilling conclusion
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        Verdict: B/B+, better than most coffee shop croissants, certainly not on par with anywhere that does this professionally. Takeaways: lighter touch with the egg wash, start with a thicker, sturdier block of butter, bake croissant with the little nose down on the parchment.
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          For context, my English Muffins are closer to an A in terms of “this is on par or better than the thing I am ripping off.” I.e. I’ve hit some local breakfast sandwich maxima. Definitely need more practice laminating, though. 🧐
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